“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory. ”
“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hide my feelings in. (No smoking, please.) ”
“She was married to my dad, and everything was fine until he got killed in some freak tractor accident.Yeah, that’s what I said, a freak tractor accident.”
“Thenthe fear all humans felt when met with Death’s gaze cameover his face. That’s right buddy, I’m Death, now moveaway from my girl.”
“when I get to the end of what I’m saying, I have to believe in my having said it, that’s often all that’s needed just as water, flour, and yeast make bread.”
“That’s exactly what I’m telling you. And right now, I’m feeling in need of the firefighter part of him because he just freaking lit my body on fire with his damn orgasmic drumming.”