“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”

“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. He thought he was quoting himself when he quoted me. So in effect I’m quoting myself quoting myself, with my clone as a source of what I wrote.”

“I don’t deceive myself. No, I get my clones to do it for me.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that’s why you couldn’t tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell.”