“I’m older today than yesterday, and therefore I must be more mature.”

“I’m here today because of my decisions yesterday. So I can change my tomorrow today, but I can’t change my today today. This makes the me of yesterday offensive to the me of today.”

“When thinking about yesterday, contrasted with today, I can’t help but observe that today by definition means I’m one day closer to death. I just hope that one day isn’t tomorrow.”

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.”

“The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today.”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”