“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last person on earth.”

“I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.”

“I want my last 50 years on this earth to be amazing. Of course, I still want to have 150 years before those last 50 years begin.”

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon as I can.”

“Habits are patterns, and even the smallest ones tell a lot about who you are as a person.”