“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last person on earth.”
“Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without.”
“Of any activity you do, ask yourself: If I were the last person on earth, would I still do it?”
“Here's another test. Of any activity you do, aks yourself: If I were the last person on earth, would I still do it?”
“I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.”
“I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.”