“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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“Today I’m feeling uncharacteristically chiaroscuro, and I don’t know what that means for my future, or as a word.”

“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh, and don’t forget the lobbyists.”

“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.”

“I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy.
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“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take my word for it, because I’m not a dentist.”

“I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.”