“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.”

“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.”

“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.”

“I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 miles into running a marathon on it. But why would you run? That’s why my clone will have invented teleportation.”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from my significant other, who has significantly more control over the relationship than I do.”