“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”
“You can be strapped to the most stable chair and still feel the world give way beneath you.”
“Gabriel raised an eyebrow. “Are you seriously going out with a dagger strapped to your back? You might as well just wear a sign that says Look at me, I’m a killer!”
“By the time we leave, I have red lips and curled eyelashes, and I’m wearing a bright red dress. And there’s a knife strapped to the inside of my knee. This all makes perfect sense.”
“I think the best punishment for a misbehaving child is to strap them to a chair and make them listen to Lady Gaga. Actually, perhaps that’s too cruel, too close to torture.”
“SOWISA (strap on whenever it seems appropriate)”