“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”

“A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what, as the marching band director, I am the cement that holds everyone’s shoes in sync at the bottom of the Hudson River.
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“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not into redundancy, and you’re already dead.”

“I’m too impatient to be impatient, as impatience often wastes time through repetition and redundancy.”

“The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”

“I am a juxtaposition. And at the same time, I’m not. I’m always like this because I’m not always like this because I’m always in love.”