“I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone.”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“The man who pulled my winning raffle ticket out of the hat said I was one lucky guy. I guess he didn’t see me standing next to my clone, so I replied, “I am two lucky guys.”

“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”

“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real identities. I’m talking about clones, because just like bricks, each clone is exactly like the next. 
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“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”

“I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.”