“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“My favorite flower lost its voice, and through aroma therapy and the assistance of both my nostrils, I’m trying to help it get it back.”

“I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.”

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.”

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.”

“If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose would smell like?”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (my wife).”