“I’m too impatient to be impatient, as impatience often wastes time through repetition and redundancy.”

“I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either.”

“Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
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“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not into redundancy, and you’re already dead.”

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But there can’t be two of us, so I’m afraid you’ll have to be eliminated. You have become redundant.”

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time too.”