“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“My favorite six letter word isalwaysbecause it promisesso much.My favorite five letter word isneverbecause it insists on contradictingthe promise.My favorite four letter word isoncebecause it says ithappened then. My favorite three letter word isyesbecause I’m just now learningto say itto my heart. My favorite two letter word isifbecause it makesall things possiblelike this: If not alwaysIf not neverThen once. Yes.”

“Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder.”

“I’m so OCD that I sort the sort ofs out from the maybes.”

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I voted for Dora J. Arod.”

“I do not have OCD OCD OCD.”