“I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.”

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!”

“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body.
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“I’ve got a flesh-colored tattoo. I drew it myself. You should see it sometime, if only you could see it (it’s invisible).”

“I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish
 My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying.”

“I’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I’m in politics.”