“I’m walking downstairs and upstairs at the same time. I’m in love.”
“I am a juxtaposition. And at the same time, I’m not. I’m always like this because I’m not always like this because I’m always in love.”
“My upstairs brain and my downstairs brain engaged in a game of risk and it was downstairs’ turn to roll the dice.”
“Is it crazy that I’m proud of her for standing up to me at the same time that I’m pissed at her?”
“That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.”
“So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.”