“I’m wearing shoes made of sea foam, and I am here to seduce the elderly. If you brought the geriatrics, then I brought the jellyfish.”

“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have brought some drugs, but I’m not a doctor.”

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try snorting it out of the bag.”

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”