“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are literally four people who know my name. It’s great to have all four grandparents still living, and widely dispersed around the world.”
“The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north, south, east, and west. I also trail by covered wagon.”
“Slowly, very slowly, like two unhurried compass needles, the feet turned towards the right; north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-south-west; then paused, and after a few seconds, turned as unhurriedly back towards the left. South-south-west, south, south-east, east...”
“A one-winged bird does not fly south for the winter. It flies south, west, north, and east, over and over. That’s how I feel when I’m in love, only I walk.”
“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”
“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.”