“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are literally four people who know my name. It’s great to have all four grandparents still living, and widely dispersed around the world.”

“The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north, south, east, and west. I also trail by covered wagon.”

“A one-winged bird does not fly south for the winter. It flies south, west, north, and east, over and over. That’s how I feel when I’m in love, only I walk.”

“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”

“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live there.”

“One to five, I’m not sure how most people would rate me. But I’m certainly top four to anyone who doesn’t have a thumb.”