“In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail.”

“With intellectual labor your hard work is forever, while with manual labor your hard work is temporary and soon forgotten.”

“Bio I never got around to using: Jarod is a best-selling author reader. He has given speeches in over .5 countries, and addressed over 15,000 people, mannequins, and letters. He has been described as “Hard to hear, hard to understand, and hard to work with.”

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 
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“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let you be alone while you die, slowly.”

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top of your head, and don’t let it drop. This will ensure you don’t play too hard—or work too hard.
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“It was May 2009, and I didn’t like where the economy was headed. (I wished the Federal Reserve had a GPS or a map or some clue as to where they were driving the economy). Actually, the private sector drives the economy, while the Fed and the government just siphon gas out of the tank.”