“In a relationship, I’m committed to giving her 100% of 50%.”

“I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.”

“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%.” This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.”

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.”

“Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to visit. Not me. I have a list of 100 birthdays to see. No need to write them down, they're simply 50 through 150. Another list of mine is 100 people to meet before I die who look exactly like me, thanks to the miracle of cloning.”

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”

“I’m behind you 100%. In fact, I’m so completely behind you that you can’t even see me back there.”