“In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated.”
“In middle school, Renaldo was voted most likely to vote in a Presidential election. But he was the most obvious choice to receive that accolade, since he was the only 17-year-old at school.”
“I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser.”
“I felt free and chained at the same time - like one feels just before election, when all the crooks have been nominated and you are beseeched to vote for the right man.”
“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it counts, and it will count even when it won’t count.”
“Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone.”