“In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from work it’s like a double vacation.”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”

“I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her.”

“A book is a vacation for the mind. My books will take you inside my mind, so feel free to make yourself at home. Do as you please, but please don’t put your feet up on my hippocampus.”

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.
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“I wasn’t on vacation. I was in the bathroom for an extended length of pee.”

“The final few weeks in a town before you move always feel like vacation, like you’re observing and taking it all in, seeing with fresh eyes. I’m moving back to Orafouraville. A college degree is so worthless that it is invaluable. When everybody has one, they are cheap—except if you don’t have one, and then they are priceless.”