“In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, such as LaLa Land, the citizens are forever engaging in make-up sex.”
“There is a no man's land between sex and love, and it alters in the night.”
“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”
“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex to reproduce.”
“Pennsylvania." The boys nodded appreciatively, as if Abby had said Emily was from Naughty Dirty Sex Land”
“. . . but in the great demoralization of the land he kept up his appearance. That's backbone.”