“In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, such as LaLa Land, the citizens are forever engaging in make-up sex.”

“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”

“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex to reproduce.”

“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me the superior land animal.”

“I like make-up sex. I find cosmetics so erotic.”

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”