“In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.”

“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.”

“Between was and is you’ll find me—but most of the time you’ll only find me in pictures.”

“Right at the edge is where you’ll find me. The edge of the middle.”

“When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, coloring outside the lines.”

“Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And when people try to steal your food and you shoot them, you’ll also need a good place to hide the bodies.”

“The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road you’ll find me, in a kiosk, selling ankle chains and handcuffs.”