“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.”
“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
“Why throw money at problems? That is what money is for.Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.”
“I believe the crisis started when we started prioritizing redistribution of wealth instead of its creation.”
“The best way to boost the economy is to redistribute wealth downward, as poorer people tend to spend a higher proportion of their income.”
“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.”