“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.”

“I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”

“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.
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“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.”

“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.”

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.”