“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.”
“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”
“...return trips, to this day...are simply invitations to dull trances or leaden slumber,”
“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.”
“Someone's having a pity party and didn't invite the rest of us.”