“Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?”

“Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?”

“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.”

“She walked by and I said, Nice shirt. What I really meant was, Nice tits.”

“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more.”