“Instead of a motorcycle, why not ride a custom-engineered unicorn? The unicorn could be genetically grown like corn.”

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.”

“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”

“A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.”

“I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.”

“Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and you’re lucky if you see it once, or at the most twice, in a given week.
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“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”