“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it all over your body throughout the night like it was Colorado and you were the continental US?”

“If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today.”

“If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present.”

“Ahoy there, Lord Pegleg!" cried the Fool. "Why are you hopping on one foot?""And what would you have do on one foot?" the man asked. "Pirouette? Besides, if I were to untie my other foot I would move too fast for anyone to see me. Why, I would trip over the equator in one stride.""That's pretty quick," the Fool said."If you think that's quick," the man replied, "you should have seen me before the old arthritis set in.”

“Behind him, Birgitte Silverbow stood over her corpse, one foot to either side of the headless body.”

“...not forgiving someone is like not pulling a thorn out of your foot just because you weren't the one that put it there.”