“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destination safe and sound. Especially sound.”

“I bought an empty safe, and I keep it empty, because safety doesn’t exist, so my safes are full of their potential.”

“In the future, it’ll be my child, but it will be my child’s life, so I must name it not for me, but for it. I like how that sounds. I think I’ll call it “It.” Boy or girl, It is perfect.
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“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you aren’t carrying it with you, it will weigh heavy on your mind.”

“It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sound?”

“I collect sounds. I store most of them in my ears, but some, like the sneeze, I store in my nose. If you wear a rain slicker and some rubber gloves, I’ll show you my collection sometime.”

“My thoughts absorb sound like sponges soak up water. Please don’t whistle while I masturbate.”