“It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.”

“I don’t sleep naked, because that’s not proper beach etiquette.”

“A hammer alone on a coffee table doesn’t kill someone. But a man in a business suit with hemorrhoids might. How that business suit got hemorrhoids I have no idea.”

“I had some emotional issues, so I went to a therapist. And guess what I don’t have now? That’s right, I don’t have any extra money. But I still have those emotional issues.”

“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress?”

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”