“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.”

“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.”

“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s a fact: politicians are not loyal.”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.”

“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.”

“A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.
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