“It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, which make sense because yesterday I frowned so much I ended up pulling my groin muscle.”
“I smile a lot. I heard someone say once that it takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, so i'm trying it out.”
“Smile! It takes thirty-four muscles to frown and only thirteen to smile. Why make the extra effort?”
“Those people who say it takes more muscles to frown than smile are in serious danger of having their pants catch on fire.”
“It takes 43 muscles to frown and 3 to raise the middle finger.”
“The frown again. So much contained there in the flex of a few muscles. All of history, it sometimes seemed to me. All of ours, at least.”