“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in the back office sitting behind the manager’s desk, just enjoying the good life. In essence, this job enables me to be a real writer, because here I am writing, and getting paid to do it.”
“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?”
“The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.”
“Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.”
“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”
“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”
“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”