“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
“You’re a guy. It’s typical for your sex to want to conquer every eligible girl you see.”
“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks.”
“Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good.”
“Women don't always want to be treated like we're delicate, or rare, or somehow more precious. We want to be wanted. We want sex to be just as raw as you do.”
“The next thing I want to say is that God's way is always the best way. It's the only way, really. And God's word clearly says he created sex for one man and one woman to share only inside the commitment of marriage”