“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.”

“A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned you about dating a politician.
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“Writing all day every day is good, but it’s not good enough. You need to have your clone ghostwriting for you too.”

“It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.”

“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”

“A brick is a good object to hide a house key under. No burglar will be able to get to your key, especially if you hide it under the first brick the mason’s lay when constructing your house. 
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“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life.”