“It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.”

“When you pay for security, it seems like you’re paying for nothing—and that’s the point. You’re paying so nothing happens. Safety is the absence of something.”

“For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominated.”

“Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”

“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”

“It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.”

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.”