“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

“I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing you away from the man of your dreams.”

“The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.”

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.”

“I feel like I’m late for love. I’ll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should have set my alarm clock.”

“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are.”

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of course, but who cares? It’s still a victory.”