“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.”

“It’s not you, it’s me.” This line could signify rejection, or it could be something I say in the future, when I’m talking to one of my clones about another one of my clones.”

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy Birthday.” Will he celebrate the same birthday as me? He’d better, because without me, there’d be nothing for him to celebrate.”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.”

“If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, “Boy, that’s what my car could look like.” Same with clones. If one of my clones got beat up, I’ll think, “Boy, that could have been me. Better me squared than me.”