“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.”
“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.”
“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.”
“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
“I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber.”
“I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.”