“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.”
“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.”
“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”
“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.”
“If your car won't start, curse it ... and be sure you curse it female.”
“I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full.And I just can't explain...so I won't even try to.”