“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.”

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”

“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.”

“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching baseball.”

“Growing up, my bedroom was like a garage, only much smaller and with more lawnmowers in it (we had to store them there because the garage was crowded with the 14-person dining room table—despite there being only four of us in the house). I’m just thankful my parents didn’t park their cars in the living room.”

“I’m a one-man show. I need to start a band. You wanna join? Too bad! What about one-man band don’t you understand?”