“I’ve decided to cut back on my sugar intake by applying it externally, as a dermal abrasion.”
“If there are no spots on a sugar cube then I’ve just put a dice in my tea.”
“If most people will replace sugar intake with fresh honey, eat more of vegetables and drink sufficient water, they will stay healthy,wealthy and prosperous.”
“Discipline is a given; the choice is whether it is applied internally or externally.”
“You might think she just liked the cut of my jib, but I’ve seen my jib and I’m here to tell you it’s not cut that cute.”
“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.”