“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.”
“My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty before the auction too. I donated my time and money to strippers.”
“I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.”
“The Three D's of Creating True Happiness For All.......Declutter - Remove all unwanted items from your home,Donate - to your local charity, Deduct - Save money by claiming your donation on your tax return”
“I really should be studying now, but you're much more important to me than a .50 calibre machine gun.”
“I would give a million bucks to have seen my mother say "cute shoes" to naked Ashley Judd.”