“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a coffee cup full of jock cock. In a contact sport I’ve got to protect my genitals.”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before I pump.”

“It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.”

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my jeans.”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their greedy pockets with cash, when we could load them up with bricks and find out how good of swimmers they are?
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“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!”