“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
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“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make the best omelets.”

“The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.”

“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.”

“I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I had to complain saying, “Excuse me, you idiot, but there are eggs in my omelet.” He didn’t know how to respond, probably because he felt so foolish.
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