“I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.”

“Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.”

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.”

“About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve got nothing to offer but pyrite.”

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colored bear.”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve got better ways of stirring, like renting Michael Phelps’ 400 IM time.”