“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

“If you were to stack up all the stupid things I’ve done, you couldn’t clean them with a thousand dishwashers.”

“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).”

“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”

“I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?”

“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.”

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”