“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, or any of my clones.”

“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”

“I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll over and die. There are just too many people who need my help, people willing to pay for my services.”

“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.”

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone could claim me, if I ever got lost.”

“If I don’t clean off the bug corpses that are petrified on my bumper for looks, then what do I do it for? Safety. I feel safer not knowing how many things I’ve killed with my car, possibly including many missing children.”

“I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and live before me. They might have stole my thunder, but I’ve got a tight hold on the lightning.”