“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not without lots of lubrication.”

“I've never had vanilla sex before. There's a lot to be said for it. But then, maybe it's because it's with you.”

“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”

“Laugh a lot. Never go a day without laughing at least once.”

“I've never had sex. Never wanted to. Not with a man or a woman or an animal, though my family jokes about it. And I never will. The thought of it disgusts me.”

“I've made a profound transformation. I've fashioned some cyber-underwear. I'm not scared of anything! Actually, I am scared of a few things. Cyber world is a world of adventure, a new galaxy. I'm big on adventure. But I don't assume that just because the word cyber is being used as a prefix, doesn't give it anymore value or credence. Cyber relationships have the illusion of intimacy, sometimes with the absence of intimacy. Is it better to have a conversation in a café or on the telephone?”