“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d wear camouflage colored boxing gloves so my opponent would never see my punches coming.”
Jarod Kintz
At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
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