“I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.”

“At five in the morning, I was half asleep. The whole left side of my body was taking a nap. Seems I’m also always half in love, from my waist down.”

“I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to aid me in this. It’s like finding Waldo, except I’m only half wearing the red and white sweater, because I’m only half-finished knitting it.”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m going there next week, because I’ve got to look everywhere when searching for the love of my life.”

“I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.”

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”

“My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time.”