“I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.”
“Spent half of my life doing the wrong things, the wrong way. Plan to spent the rest half doing again the same wrong things, but the right way.”
“Life is half spent before we know what it is.”
“I have spent half of my life listening to someone else talk about God. Because of this history, I've developed something of an immunity to sermons.”
“Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.”
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”