“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall. Well, he would stand that tall if he weren’t in a wheelchair. So he’s a cripple and a midget, but he still whooped my ass last Tuesday. Bastard.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle...” 1

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